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now, i don't want to sound like a total bitch, but my lab partner for organic chemistry is one total fucking dumbass. oh my god. it actually hurts to see her, which is pretty awful because her friends are real cool. at first i thought she was just out of it in the mornings, but then i realized that she really is just a big moron.
so, on to the list of what she could do to not be a bigfatasshat:
1. If someone lends you something, promptly return it to them after you have finished.
I lent her my ruler, and she then forgot to return it for 4 weeks. Meanwhile, i needed that ruler. When she finally did return it, it was destroyed. It had had chemicals spilled on it, and it is useless and opaque now. It was clear. fuck you. Which leads me to #2.
2. If someone lends you something, return it in the same condition it was lent to you in.
Seriously, where the fuck were you in kindergarten when they taught you this shit? At the home for seriously retarded dumbasses? fuck you. seriously though, she made no mention of her destroying the ruler. she obviously used it in the meanwhile, and she never mentioned the destruction.
3. If i take the time to go to another wing of a building to get something i need for the lab, it is generally so that i can use it. not you.
Now, I know I am supposed to share and stuff, but does it really hurt to ask? Because when I return to my bench and find a bucket of ice with someone else's stuff in it on my table, i don't know what to do with it. I may end up tossing it out. But really, ask before you take anything that was on my desk. Your friends can, why can't you. Oh wait, you're retarded. Still not excused. fuck you.
4. Try not to stand in other peoples way, as you are tall, and tend to just stand there, blocking people from moving between benches.
Now, I know this one is not that bad, but others in the lab try not to get in others way, why can't you?
Now, I think I am about finished for now. But really, that thing about my ruler just pissed me off. I know rulers are cheap, but the fact that she destroyed it and then acted like nothing happened, I was just like, WHOA, YOU SUCK.
So there, my dear asshatlabpartner! (forever immortalized as AHLP!) if you can follow this short list of guidelines, I may not have to be a total ass to you. okay? I sure hope you can read, because from the lab, it appears that you cannot, always asking people what to do....
so, on to the list of what she could do to not be a bigfatasshat:
1. If someone lends you something, promptly return it to them after you have finished.
I lent her my ruler, and she then forgot to return it for 4 weeks. Meanwhile, i needed that ruler. When she finally did return it, it was destroyed. It had had chemicals spilled on it, and it is useless and opaque now. It was clear. fuck you. Which leads me to #2.
2. If someone lends you something, return it in the same condition it was lent to you in.
Seriously, where the fuck were you in kindergarten when they taught you this shit? At the home for seriously retarded dumbasses? fuck you. seriously though, she made no mention of her destroying the ruler. she obviously used it in the meanwhile, and she never mentioned the destruction.
3. If i take the time to go to another wing of a building to get something i need for the lab, it is generally so that i can use it. not you.
Now, I know I am supposed to share and stuff, but does it really hurt to ask? Because when I return to my bench and find a bucket of ice with someone else's stuff in it on my table, i don't know what to do with it. I may end up tossing it out. But really, ask before you take anything that was on my desk. Your friends can, why can't you. Oh wait, you're retarded. Still not excused. fuck you.
4. Try not to stand in other peoples way, as you are tall, and tend to just stand there, blocking people from moving between benches.
Now, I know this one is not that bad, but others in the lab try not to get in others way, why can't you?
Now, I think I am about finished for now. But really, that thing about my ruler just pissed me off. I know rulers are cheap, but the fact that she destroyed it and then acted like nothing happened, I was just like, WHOA, YOU SUCK.
So there, my dear asshatlabpartner! (forever immortalized as AHLP!) if you can follow this short list of guidelines, I may not have to be a total ass to you. okay? I sure hope you can read, because from the lab, it appears that you cannot, always asking people what to do....
